Unnecessary Rant

OK. I feel fortunate to have acquired some sense of style over the past year and a half. And I have to say I am quite surprised, that here in the IT department where I am employed there is actually a significant number of females that work here. Even more shocking - many of them have a sense of style. But this one lady. Gosh. I am sure she is nice. I think she is a contractor, so she makes more $$ than us standard employees I am sure - but seriously woman. Look at the cover of a magazine. Anything should tell her she is capable of dressing better. Perhaps she has no mirrors in her home. I don't know. She could be the poster child for “mom butt” though. (That is also known as “Leslie butt jeans” - but only in my former life. Things have gotten much better.) I know even I am getting picky when I put clothes on from my closet and thing - ugh. It makes for an expensive habit though. I am not looking forward to the fall and having to replace half my wardrobe. At this point I am already starting to look at things I can wear the rest of the year. The worst part will be pants. That means ironing. I hate ironing. I have so many dresses now and have loved wearing them all. I just need to figure out how to translate them to fall/winter. But, that means hose/tights. Which do I hate more - ironing or hose? Tough choice. Very tough choice.

So, this is an unnecessary rant - a way of me getting out some idiotic frustration I am feeling. Lady - if you read this - I hope you know who you are. Get some new clothes. Non-high-water pants, and something that fits your ass. Fix your hair too, and wear some makeup. Someone needs to send you to what not to wear.

I feel like a bitch now. Someone get me a drink.