"The Camels Quest"

Justin is always giving me these pitches for children's stories. I am now working to whet his creativity by spontaneously prompting him with a basic plot and having him give me a quick story line. This is the first one...

Prompt: Camels go on a quest to find a hidden gem in the pyramids.

Three camels went to the pyramids to look for the mysterious gem, but they couldn't find it so they went to the 7-11 to get slurpies. While there they got mugged and then found a spaceship and flew to the moon. Upon arival at the moon they were greeted by Strong Bad and The Cheat with high-5s. On the moon they found many hot women and 57 Chevys. The chevys had copper and aluminium (pronouced the British way) rims - Bling! The camels were attracted to the women so they shared high-5s and then had make-outs and lots of sex, followed by more sex. Afterwards they hung out at the stick. The stick of course, being the best place to hang out at the moon.

**I have worked to keep the story as true to the dictation as possible.